Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Let's hope Hawkie prefers to get his news from the ABC rather than the Hun.
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Let us all wish Dear old Bob a speedy recovery, otherwise we'll be looking at another expensive State Funeral.
Would have to think that dear Gough has to be the next bier off the rank.
And they will spare the expense over my dead body.
And they will spare the expense over my dead body.
AUSTRALIAN LOVE STORY
Joh lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death,
he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pumpkin scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands,
he crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,
for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of fifty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, Joh threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table,
when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon.
"Bugger off!" she said,
"They're for the funeral
Joh lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death,
he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pumpkin scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands,
he crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,
for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of fifty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, Joh threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table,
when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon.
"Bugger off!" she said,
"They're for the funeral
'a chest complaint' ?
unable to get it off his chest that he is no longer No 1?
worried that he might miss the stonking great do when St.G of W finally casts his ballot in the sky?
As that wonderful woman Annie O'D said elsewhere on the www, I do hope Blanche d'Homewrecker doesn't catch this pneumatic chest complaint from the bodgie.
unable to get it off his chest that he is no longer No 1?
worried that he might miss the stonking great do when St.G of W finally casts his ballot in the sky?
As that wonderful woman Annie O'D said elsewhere on the www, I do hope Blanche d'Homewrecker doesn't catch this pneumatic chest complaint from the bodgie.
Pneumatic chest complaint?
I'm thinkin' Samantha Fox.
(Well, I'd be think' that if I woz still an adolescent.)
I'm thinkin' Samantha Fox.
(Well, I'd be think' that if I woz still an adolescent.)
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Friday, 1 July 2011
Stop Press. 'Huge Middle East Earthquake'
A Huge Earthquake with a strength of 8.2 on the Richter scale has hit three adjoining middle eastern countries north of the Suez canal.
Up to now more than Three million persons have perished and many more injured.
The area is in total ruin. and authorities are in a dilemma where to start the clean up.
The rest of the world is in shock.
America is sending in troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Many countries are sending relief supplies.
New Zealand is sending Hal Al beef, lamb and food crops.
Asian countries are sending laour to assist in rebuilding.
Canada is sending medical teams with supplies.
Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Muslims.
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA
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Friday, 1 July 2011
Stop Press. 'Huge Middle East Earthquake'
A Huge Earthquake with a strength of 8.2 on the Richter scale has hit three adjoining middle eastern countries north of the Suez canal.
Up to now more than Three million persons have perished and many more injured.
The area is in total ruin. and authorities are in a dilemma where to start the clean up.
The rest of the world is in shock.
America is sending in troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Many countries are sending relief supplies.
New Zealand is sending Hal Al beef, lamb and food crops.
Asian countries are sending laour to assist in rebuilding.
Canada is sending medical teams with supplies.
Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Muslims.
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA
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